Stacy: “Does anyone really think, then, that Trig Palin’s birth was just a statistical fluke? Do you believe that Sarah Palin’s selection as John McCain’s running mate was entirely random?”

Yes and yes.

Although, on second thought, perhaps divine intervention is the only way to explain an otherwise unexplainable selection.

Of course, if Sarah, that simpering unsophisticated rube, was God’s doing, I question His goodness — certainly His all-knowingness.

Unless she was intended as some kind of latter day curse, or a sign of the end times. Hmm.

Note to the sanctimonious hair-pullers and teeth-gnashers:

If fetuses are people in full, and if this is indeed a holocaust, a destruction of tens of millions of innocent lives, then you are all damn cowards and hypocrites for not taking up arms against the blood-drenched monsters who command this regime of murder. You’re witnessing slaughter on a daily basis, and all you can muster are a few woeful blog posts.

But, see, this is the thing: None of you, not a one, actually believe what you say. You don’t think fetuses are like you or me, with the same rights and privileges, not deep down. You are victims of your own delusions.

Oh, I honestly believe that YOU honestly believe the things you say, but your deeds betray your (self-)deceit.